garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
one might say we're banned from that church
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
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I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
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And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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