People in love make me want to vomit
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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