THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
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hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
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I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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