No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
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I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
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Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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