i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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