**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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