Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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