he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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