The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
When are your genitals available?
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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