Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
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He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
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He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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