That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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