why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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