She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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