I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
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if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
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Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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