Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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