Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
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Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
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Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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