im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
i out mim tonsoeep
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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