I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Randomize
