I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
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I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
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show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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