Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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