I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
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So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
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He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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