Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Just high enough for therapy.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
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