Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
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I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
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Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
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Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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