Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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