Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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