another moral hangover. fuck.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
Randomize
