I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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