My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
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No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
We were destined to go to rehab together
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
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I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize