Dual....:-)
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
You are a booty call, not a friend.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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