She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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