I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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