New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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