we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Can I color on your dick again?
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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