I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
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the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
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But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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