I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
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went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
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do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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