is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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