six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
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Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
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all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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