Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
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is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
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Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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