Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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