i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
my liver is dry heaving
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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