We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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