Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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