We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
Randomize
