I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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