He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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