just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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