Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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