he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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