he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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