What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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