Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
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