I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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