they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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