Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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