I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
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I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
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all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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