he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
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i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
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5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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