i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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